I stole this. I thought it was pretty funny

Feel free to steal it...

What is your name? Dina (Manu is my nickname )

Which of your parents gives the best hugs? My Mom

Where were you born? Santo Tirso, Portugal

What is the name of the last book you read spelled backwards? kcoR s'enutroF

What is the last thing you watched on tv? Alias

How old is your grandmother? She died, but she'd be 78 now, I guess.

Do you believe in the importance of good oral health? Yes

Apart from your birth month, which month is your favourite? December or April...

Write 1 or 2 lines from your favourite song. I want these words to make things right but it's the wrongs that make the words come to life. Who does he think he is? If that's the worst you got, better put your fingers back to the keys. ("Thanks for the Memories" by Fall Out Boy)

At what age would you like to retire? Around 65.

At what age do you believe it is okay to start dating? Hmm... 16, maybe?

Who is you role model? My parents, Emily Deschanel and Eliza Dushku, I think...

What are you five favourite flavours? Chocolate, Vanilla, Coconut, Strawberry and Orange.

What is your favourite number? 4

Give a number from 1-100. 85

Write one wierd thing about you? I don't know... my school's psychologist and some of my teachers say I speak with my eyes... maybe they feel threatened because of it...haha I wish...

What is the last sentence you said before you started reading this question? Good work.

Who is one of your favourite family members? Besides my parents, my uncle.

Name one thing you did today. I worked on my Portuguese portfolio.

What is your favourite food? Spaghetti.

Turn around. What is the first thing that catches your eye? My clock, simply because it has these red light numbers...

Write a line from a cheer/ rap song/Christmas carol that you know. Ohhh pessoal... pessoal, é assim, vocês estão aí a falar à toa mas eu digo-vos ja, olha o meu Português. (hehe... sorry... I was just looking for a rap song and the first that came was Portuguese... )

Find a book. Let it fall open. Write the first two sentences you see. He sighed deep and dramatically and went back to his dreams about dogs in the sun. It was about this time we knew that all dogs are the same. (hehe... nice)

Write the chorus of a Country and Western/Rock/R&B song you know. It's this 1 thing that caught me slippin. It's this 1 thing I want to admit it (you did) This 1 thing and I was so with it. It's this 1 thing you did oh oh ("1 Thing" by Amerie)

Now here comes the good part! Use the answers that you just got from those questions to answer these questions.

What is your name? Dina (Manu is my nickname )

Who told you that lie? My Mom

When the aliens threw you off the space ship, where did you land? Santo Tirso, Portugal (hehe... I'm an alien!! *looks proud* )

What name did the aliens give you? kcoR s'enutroF (Haha!! Nice But I have no idea hoe to spell that... )

How many flies flew past your mouth this morning? 78

So, you swallowed the rest? Yes ( I think I'm gonna get sick... )

You took your last bath in... December or April... (I vote for the second... )

When you caught your boyfriend putting on your makeup, what did you tell him? I want these words to make things right but it's the wrongs that make the words come to life. Who does he think he is? If that's the worst you got, better put your fingers back to the keys. ( )

How many times have you broken out of prison? Around 65 ( oops ... )

What does you ideal man look like? Bob the Builder. (nice... )

On a scale of 1-30, you are a __ on the kinky radar. Hmm... 16, maybe? (hehe... right)

Who is your crush dating instead of you? My parents, Emily Deschanel and Eliza Dushku, I think... (seriously? )

If you were to be strungup and beaten like a pinata, what kind of candywould come out? Chocolate, Vanilla, Coconut, Strawberry and Orange

How old were you when you were born? 4 (yeah, I mean, why not? )

On a scale of 1-100, you are a __ on the sexy radar. 85 (right... if you want to believe it... )

Why are the neighbours calling the police? I don't know... my school's psychologist and some of my teachers say I speak with my eyes... maybe they feel threatened because of it...haha I wish... (wow... this one fits so well... )

You are at the bus stop and David Boreanaz walks up to you. What do you say to him? Good work (and isn't that true? )

Who told me to ask you these questions? Besides my parents, my uncle. (yeah? Then I'm gonna have a talk with them... )

Why are you on the 10 most wanted list? I worked on my Portuguese portfolio. (okay... I won't work anymore, if that's what you want... )

What do you sneakers smell like? Spaghetti. [ no comments ]

A thief breaks into your house. What did he come for? My clock, simply because it has these red light numbers... (awww... I'm gonna miss it )

You hit your toe on a stone. In a rage, you exclaim: Ohhh pessoal... pessoal, é assim, vocês estão aí a falar à toa mas eu digo-vos já, olha o meu Português. ( I don't feel like translating that... besides, I wouldn't say anything in english if I hit my toe on a stone...but you can laugh at it anyway... )

What is your philosophy in life: He sighed deep and dramatically and went back to his dreams about dogs in the sun. It was about this time we knew that all dogs are the same. (my philosophy's about dogs... nice... )

Dr. Gregory House is your substitute teacher for science. He asks you a question and you get up and say "Sir... It's this 1 thing that caught me slippin. It's this 1 thing I want to admit it (you did) This 1 thing and I was so with it. It's this 1 thing you did oh oh  (uh... okay...)